{"product_id":"your-cat-s-disappointing-affirmations-51-sarcastic-messages-from-hilarious-cats-perfect-for-cat-lovers-bad-moods-and-bathroom-breaks-cute-and-rude","title":"Your Cat’s Disappointing Affirmations: 51 sarcastic messages from hilarious cats perfect for cat lovers bad moods and bathroom breaks (Cute and Rude)","description":"Your Cat’s Disappointing Affirmations is the perfect blend of snark, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive feline wisdom — ideal for emotional damage recovery or classy toilet reading.\nInside, you'll find 51 brutally honest affirmations, each paired with its own uniquely grumpy cat. These aren’t your typical inspirational quotes — they’re bite-sized truth bombs, delivered by creatures who have zero interest in your personal growth.\nLike this gem:\n\"You're doing the best you can.\nWhich explains a lot.\"\n– Your cat\nThis isn’t a self-help book — it’s a self-deprecating support manual from your fur-covered life coach. Whether you’re questioning your choices, avoiding real goals, or just here for the cats, this book has you emotionally covered (and mildly roasted).\n Bonus inside: Find the secret password hidden in the book to unlock a weird little surprise from the Nasty Cuties vault.\nWhy it’s better than pretending to meditate:\n 51 disappointing affirmations, written by cats with commitment issues\n 51 custom illustrations of judgy, wonderfully ugly cats\n Full-color interior with rich backgrounds and hilarious detail\n 5 x 8.25 inch size — perfect for desks, bags, and bathroom shelves\n 106 pages of chaos and catharsis\n Matte premium cover — soft like your cat, but less cruel\nWhether you’re buying it for yourself or a fellow adult who enjoys sarcasm with their coffee and chaos with their cats — this book is the ultimate gift of furry indifference and emotional sabotage.\n Grab your copy of Your Cat’s Disappointing Affirmations now — and embrace the judgment.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0FDWZRX1Y\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: LFV.B0FDWZRX1Y.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Cuties, Nasty\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Book is in very good condition.  Clean with little to no signs of wear or markings highlights.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Books for Life","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50618475249861,"sku":"LFV.B0FDWZRX1Y.VG","price":10.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/2914\/4773\/files\/B0FDWZRX1Y-0.jpg?v=1791046700","url":"https:\/\/www.booksforlife.store\/products\/your-cat-s-disappointing-affirmations-51-sarcastic-messages-from-hilarious-cats-perfect-for-cat-lovers-bad-moods-and-bathroom-breaks-cute-and-rude","provider":"Books for Life","version":"1.0","type":"link"}